I'm not getting laid, and neither is my stepmom. We decided we could fuck

Hey, where are you going? What about fucking my nephew again?

I'm having sex with my aunt on my birthday! What's yours?

I cum, but I pretend I'm asleep. It's not every day he fucks his sister

You fucked me while I was sleeping? Well, fuck your stepmother now that you're in trouble

Now I'm not a virgin, that's a plus! Except I'm fucking my dad's wife

If your dad doesn't fuck with you, then let me do it, and I don't fuck with you